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This site was designed and built by Donald Brinkman working with a team of role-specialized AI agents under named roles: information architecture and the founding brief by Quartermaster, visual direction by Artlord, routing and coordination by Postmaster, build by Slopsmith, and prose by Donald, the writing role named for the byline it serves. The botanical logotype is the work of a human designer.

The words and the numbers answer to a single content canon: every figure on the site is diff-checked against it before launch, and the copy ships em-dash zero by programmatic count. The working method, including the parts that failed, is documented at slopshops.